The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Red Five standing by. Red Five standing by. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Thank you, steal again. I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

You don't win friends with salad. Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Homer no function beer well without.